"The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for."
— Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First  (via lunarveins)

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"They burned the bridge, then ask why I don’t visit."
— Ugo Eze  (via slutstatus)

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suchvodka:

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR SO LONG

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will never ever not reblog ha ha ha ha  will never ever not reblog ha ha ha ha  will never ever not reblog ha ha ha ha  will never ever not reblog ha ha ha ha 

will never ever not reblog ha ha ha ha 

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inkskinned:

idk man it just makes me so so so sad when you’re watching a cutiepie talk about their passion like when they light up and start bubbling over with words and then all of a sudden they stop themselves and say stuff like “sorry, i know this is boring” or “sorry i just got excited”

like you know somewhere in their life someone they respected told them “shut up nobody cares” and ever since they can’t talk about their favorite things without apologizing every 5 seconds

hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

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bled:

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

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